M.O.D.O.K.: Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing.
Beta Ray Bill: A HORSE FROM SPACE. WITH GOLD SKIN. AND A HAMMER.
Nightcrawler: Fencing Catholic teleporting furry demon. HE HAS A TAIL.
Ghost Rider: Skeleton in black leather on a motorcycle. His head is always on fire.
Swarm: He is a Nazi made of bees. Yes.
PS: and some three years after this ludicrous issue, Strange Tales would be running stuff like this from Steranko. Unfathomable.